The Out-of-Shape Blues

Jonathan has the out-of-shape blues. How will he get back into shape? Learn some sports vocabulary as he unveils his exercise plan.

Title: The Out-of-Shape Blues
Singer/song writer: Jonathan Taylor Brittunculi

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Lyrics

I’ve got the out-of-shape blues
I’ve been eating too many junk foods
My body can’t handle all this abuse
But there’s too many options from which to choose

Healthy eating, sport and regular exercise
Will certainly help to get me galvanized
I need to get in shape right away
If I want to live to see another day

I’m gonna take up baseball and hockey, tennis and golf
Soccer or football, cricket and volleyball
Boxing and wrestling, swimming and jogging too
But definitely not gymnastics; I’d really look the fool

I’ll try ice-skating, skiing and snowboarding
When the snow starts to fall…
And when it rains I’ll stay inside and play
Squash, badminton and basketball

I’ve got the out-of-shape blues
I guess it’s the gym I really need to use…

I’m gonna take up baseball and hockey, tennis and golf
Soccer or football, cricket and volleyball
Boxing and wrestling, swimming and jogging too
But definitely not gymnastics; I’d really look the fool

I’ll try ice-skating, skiing and snowboarding
When the snow starts to fall…
And when it rains I’ll stay inside and play
Squash, badminton and basketball

I’ve got the out-of-shape blues
I guess it’s the gym I really need to use…

Oh yeah! Now I feel good.

The Out-of-Shape Blues (video with subtitles)